Saturday, September 10, 2011

Perfection

I dreamed I was an excellent dirty dancer.  Then I was an astronaut and I was training in my big astronaut suit and it was hard to breathe and I had to be "blind".  And a black guy came up to me and asked if I was in love with him and I told him I didn't know because I couldn't see him.  And then there was some kind of natural disaster, a tornado or something, so I was in a big nice basement of some house.  And after that, I was wandering around campus, kind of lost, and Conan was there and I loved him.  The end.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

School :(

Had a dream last night I was in some kind of awful cross between St. Charles and North. I tried to ditch "GYM", but Mrs. Schoeb found me hiding in a stairwell and gave me detention every day for a week.  When I was going to lunch someone came up and told me I had left my backpack in the gym, so my laptop was waiting in the office.  I was really afraid of people there looking at my personal stuff. But when I got there, they made me sit down and answer questions and talk about stuff.  I was already so distraught over the detention issue, so I was fighting tears.  I was filling out a stupid questionnaire thing and one question was something like "why did you come to this school?" or was it "what do you plan to do when you graduate?" or both, because I thought I didn't choose this stupid ass school, burst of tears, and what the hell am I going to do with my life.  And I kept trying to laugh to cover the crying, but it was stupid.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Dreamed that it was my 20th birthday and I thought that it was my 21st birthday and I was really disappointed when I remembered!  And no one had wished me happy birthday on facebook.  Worst birthday ever!

Monday, July 25, 2011

I dreamed that I worked for Conan and we played human bowling and I was the ball and I slid across like four lanes because I'm so crazy and funny.  But of course Conan won.  My only kind-of friend there was Conan's assistant, who is really adorable, and she was so nice to me and encouraged me to continue with my sexy comedy career.  I found out that she used to be married to Neil Young and I was a little outraged because she's about 25 years old.

I had another dream that Father Gallitan, from St. Charles, died and I saw his decaying body outside the church when I went to the funeral.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Hot Wheels

Dreamed last night that Renato was in a wheelchair.  And he had always been in a wheelchair, but I only just noticed it last night...

Monday, July 18, 2011

my dream is to fly (over the rainbow)

I dreamed that I was running of someone like I've done shit but in the dream I remember that it was something usual, I couldn't pass in a corner sidewalk and then I entered in a building and went to the last floor and my there but she wasn't my mom or even my friend. I went to the window and said "ohh that's ok, it's no that tall, I wouldn't die jumping, there is always something to help downstairs.." after this I was suspended by hands in the window and waiting for something but I heard a lot of police coming and bombermans because they thought I was going to commit suicide! then my mom said: "dude, you're gonna die if you jump down, you're crazy, try to find another street to go to college! I thought well and decided not to jump. I woke up really scared.

Destruction of Tara?

I had a dream last night that my friend Lee Ann and other St. Charles girls who I thought were my friends suddenly turned on me (or maybe I just suddenly realized I was hated).  And she said stuff like, "I'm going to hurt you!  I'm going to destroy you!"  And I couldn't defend myself (verbally, since I wasn't actually being attacked) (and I don't think I was afraid of that because I could take those girls any day) (and used to beat up Lee Ann all the time in elementary school).  So I was just laughing and saying, "we'll see," which only provoked them.  But it was still really scary and devastating to my self-esteem.